shmurdapunk:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

once we were driving to jones beach and there was a sign on a toll booth advertising a bare naked ladies concert and my dad, very concerned asked the tooth booth operator “what was up these bare naked ladies and if it was inappropriate filth”

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grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

why do you think they are such fuckups. they are children trying to be criminal master minds

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kateordie:

hermiginnyharvelle:

Yooooooo someone buy me this [x]

Oh my GOD

kateordie:

hermiginnyharvelle:

Yooooooo someone buy me this [x]

Oh my GOD

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sandandglass:

Last Week Tonight’s Dog Supreme Court.

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