detectivejane:

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.


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the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

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Well, Tumblr user pizza, Buzzfeed said it, not me, I don’t make the rules.

Well, Tumblr user pizza, Buzzfeed said it, not me, I don’t make the rules.

mellystar92:

mellystar92:

There was a brief moment when Mommy wasn’t swimming and I thought he was dead and I was terrified that I would have to explain to my class of two year olds what happened to him and I was not prepared to answer questions about whether or not he would go to heaven and stuff so I’m super glad he’s alive.

A friend made me realize that I should probably clarify that Mommy is the name of our class fish.