May 2013
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
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dragonsateyourtoast:
spooningcaptainamerica:
neilpatrickheaven:
dadegbert:
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The unexpected add-on:...
ifeelcapretty:
Do not be in that cutesy ‘we’re flirting but we’re only friends even though we like each other tee hee’ phase around me because I will be that person to yell out ‘Get a room!’ or ‘Just fuck already!’
You completely would
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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themunchkym: themunchkym: rebeccaphilana:... →
themunchkym:
rebeccaphilana:
themunchkym:
Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?
Do one step every day while they’re getting coffee or something. See if they notice.
DAY ONE.
Got to the office about 10 minutes before anyone else. Ran over and placed two squares. Will finish the first cross tomorrow. New tag...
hus-bands:
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
sasstiel-sassbutt:
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
d0cpr0fess0r:
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:
castielbuscus:
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
then to 0 a week for 5 months
jesuislegrandefromage:
emily-spectre:
psilentasincjelli:
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
but cowboybeboop, the only people who would make a post like this are 12.9
justiceshipper:
theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:
jeweyflambara:
vrisrezi:
hellalara:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
I wish I had friends
I wish I could knit
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thesouthwick:
Wow, Joss Whedon is such an absolute hero to me. I’m so glad he’s joined Twitter. It’d be fascinating to see how his genius mind works
Oh. I’m more like Joss than I would’ve thought.
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
95%: Girls
5%: Boys
1 tag
makhon:
I just tried to write ‘raggedy man’ on my phone. It autocorrected to ‘tragedy man’.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you how...
asking-sky-link:
imgonnashoottothrill:
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supernatural-black-hole:
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin...
rnedia:
everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
rosemeenah:
rosemeenah:
do you ever just look at the cover of the great gatsby and think ‘moisturize me’
because really
Whenever this starts getting notes again I get real happy
